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"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh.
"What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Winnie the Pooh
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Snoopy
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charlie Brown
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
Homer Simpson
A nuclear reactor is just like a woman, all you have to do is read the manual and push the right buttons.
Homer Simpson
No one asked me to volunteer!
Homer Simpson
Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer Simpson
Hey, since when is Christmas just about presents? Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day -- the birth of Santa?
Bart Simpson

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